Now somewhere in the Black Mountain Hills of Dakota, there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon and one day his woman ran off with another guy, hit young Rocky in the eye, Rocky didn't like that, he said, "I'm gonna get that boy!". So one day he walked into town and booked himself a room in the local saloon...
Rocky Raccoon checked into his room only to find Gideon's Bible
Rocky had come equipped with a gun to shoot off the legs of his rival
His rival, it seems, had broken his dreams by stealing the girl of his fancy
Her name was Magill and she called herself Lil but everyone knew her as Nancy
Now she and her man, who called himself Dan, were in the next room at the hoedown
Rocky burst in and grinning a grin he said, "Danny boy, this is a showdown"
But Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot and Rocky collapsed in the corner
Now the doctor came in stinking of gin and proceeded to lie on the table
He said, "Rocky, you met your match", and Rocky said, "Doc, it's only a scratch and I'll be better, I'll be better, Doc, as soon as I am able"
And now Rocky Raccoon, he fell back in his room only to find Gideon's Bible
Gideon checked out and he left it no doubt to help with good Rocky's revival
Yeah, yeah!
(Lennon/McCartney)